Brandon “Two Cats” Winkelman

My Mom says I’m handsome, Living pile of garbage, He/ Him

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Where’s my Emmy

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@DocCrog Maybe it’s growing up in a town surrounded by corn fields but I’m aware of way too many backwoods ass ways to die than my life style would necessitate

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@DocCrog Normalize dudes being dudes and Swayzying each other at the pottery wheel

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Finally saw No Time to Die, I thought it was a dark and interesting twist on the usual format but I think recasting Craig with Peter Faulk and changing his character to Columbo was the best thing the Bond series could have done.

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Been burning through Columbo and getting progressively sadder as he ages. Knowing that at a certain point there will only be just one more thing for Lt. Columbo, and for use all.

[From Lucasfilm Games to LucasArts @LucasArtsMemory]

Happy day.

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@brockwilbur Finally a reason to keep going

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@DocCrog I’m so glad this is just a fucking link

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@DocCrog https://t.co/BX5E6MQjel

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My new favorite thing to do is when people ask if I’ve heard about a movie say “oh yeah I hear (actor in movie) hangs dong in this one.”

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@DocCrog I don’t call my boss by name oh god oh no

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@DocCrog Oh god am I a goon

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Making stew and listening to the Doom OST, god I just want to be in the woods with a big wooden spoon and a big cauldron full of stew cackling like a mad man.

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@DocCrog “Where’s the Bible John!?” The squirrels scream in the night

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@DocCrog They crave ancient knowledge, not the ramblings of a mad man

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@DocCrog I got an email like this a year and half after I interviewed once, like no shit thanks for letting me know

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It’s 1:18 am and I can’t sleep. Constantly thinking about how The Matrix Reloaded is a vampire movie.