Emily Neff

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

@GregAbbott_TX “it could have been worse”. IT SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL. Redirect your focus of control from women’s bodies to guns if you actually give a single shit about children, you obtuse fuck.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Republicans,

The word gay didn’t kill 14 kids and a teacher in Texas.
CRT didn’t do that.
It wasn’t a book you banned.
Or a mask.
It was a gun.
A person armed with a gun killed them.
A gun.
A. GUN.
A motherfucking gun.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Pro-tip: Jesus would want you to use your power as a lawmaker to act to stop gun violence in Uvalde instead of quoting Bible versus while taking money from the NRA.

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

I can’t fucking wait to take my bra off

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

I can’t fucking believe that at 30 years old, not just one, but two Cheaper by the Dozen remakes have happened in my lifetime. @Disney, pump the breaks.

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

@lourdazzanne Where are you going in a few weeks??

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

“Indians”, ugh this was so normal then but now it drives a dagger into me. Even trying to view this thing as a “historical” piece, I can’t.

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

Watching Pocahontas as an adult, looking for a hefty dose of nostalgia, and I am fucking HORRIFIED. Even remastered, this movie needs serious editing to be okay. Jesus hell. I’m simultaneously too young and also too old for this shit.

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

“The Kill” by 30 Seconds to Mars came out 16 years ago. Goodnight and goodbye, gonna go bury me, bury me.

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

Hey, just here to say if you’re having a bad day, go watch the music video for “Everybody” by Backstreet Boys. What in the ever loving fuck was the 90’s???

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

Hi Twitter, it’s me. The one who disappears for 18 months and then suddenly decides to engage for 3.

CAN WE PLEASE TALK about how terribly restaurant industry workers are mistreated by the general public?? Stop treating us like shit. Sometimes we have bad days too.

BE KIND.

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

Sup bitches, I’m back again. In today’s news, it’s sunny as fuck and warm and also Easter Sunday morning which means I’m about to curse every man woman and child under my breath at work today.

Industry friends: Godspeed.

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

@PamelaGeller She broke the law, which by definition, means she was not at all innocent.

[Emily Neff @emnefff]

@KaitMarieox Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Yeah maybe it’s not a good idea to let basically anyone have an AR-15

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

Has Richard Barnett been arrested yet?? Another example of our two justice systems in America...

[Congressmember Bass @RepKarenBass]

Arrest this man.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Nope they are not protestors.
Nope they are not rioters.

They are committing acts of violence with a political motive people that do that are called terrorists.

Call them what they have proven they are- terrorists.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

@realDonaldTrump Where are the arrests? These thugs broke into a Federal building, vandalized it, assaulted police, and murdered a woman.

Where is the condemnation from all of the white people who talked so much smack about looting?