em lindberg

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[m @msnetik]

I’M IN THE CORNER
WATCHING YOU KISS HER

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

The massive height difference between the actors playing the Laestrygonians in THE ODYSSEY and the doubles for the crew of Odysseus.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

“Always go to the funeral”

[q @sxarlights]

we seated once again #LoveIslandUSA

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

do you fw girls who pick the skin around their fingernails until they bleed

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[Variety @Variety]

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have a rule about acting and marriage: They can never be apart from each other for more than two weeks.

“We spend a lot of time negotiating the logistics of our lives so that we simply stay married,” Offerman says. “We feel very lucky that we feel that way. After the first day or two, I think any couple would say, ‘Great, we could all use a breather.’ But then, in reality, you get to day three, and we just need to be together. So, when we get back together after two weeks, it’s a great relief. It’s coming out of the desert to a nice chug of water.”

https://t.co/OuCn4pFmye

[basil @blis5ful]

they should lower the retirement age to 23

[every1luvssny @every1luvssny2]

computah kill my instagram suggested

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me

[KEZI | c0mms on vgen @kezillustrator]

actual banger paragraph holy shit

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot