Fentanyl Tsar 🇨🇦

My handle is not related to Luigi Mangione. I’ve had it since 2013. It’s from a really good YouTube Poop.

cgrrp@Bluesky if anybody cares might try it.

[Fentanyl Tsar 🇨🇦 @emo_luigi]

Think I'm just gonna start attaching this image to everything I post on here regardless of context

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I like this collection of causes they chose to list on the Elliot Page Wikipedia page

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All Ontario nuclear plants have secretly begun enriching uranium

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Guys what if it was the song Lump by The Presidents of the United States of America but instead of Lump it was Trump? Has anyone else thought of this??

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Job that’s supposed to have 3 guys? No problem we’ll just send Chris and the worst guy to do it.

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Like I know 10000 stupid things happen every day so we forget about them right away but that one in particular seems really absurd

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Was just thinking today, it’s kinda crazy how just a couple months ago or wtv ICE executed that guy on video and then everyone in the admin lied about it on TV. And now like nobody cares about that anymore lol

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Spotify DJ: kind of a gay vibe up next. I think you’ll like it

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I like how in SpongeBob style he uses the word ‘microscopic’ but in the next line he doesn’t know what a microscope is

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It was snowing like two days ago and I already have a tick. I hate summer

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Liking all the reels someone sent you but you gotta leave a bit of time in between the likes so it seems like you watched them

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New CBC sitcom about a charming group of misfits living in a small town

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@dieworkwear thoughts?

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I like how they had to include the “(All Night)” like there are ppl that will see that and be like “ooooh that’s what song it is”

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@vaudevillehook @i_zzzzzz Trenton mentioned!!!!

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Why did Trump have to start the dumbest war of all time and destroy the markets right when I’m broke so I can’t sell off my tfsa

[The Don of Vaughan @DonofVaughan]

Incredible things are happening on Queb IG

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.@MarkJCarney we have an FBI spy embedded in our nation’s capital as the captain of their hockey team #arrestBradyTkachuk

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@mariocircuit_ This is what my polish coworker sounds like

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
I have been receiving more updates on this story throughout the day from my sources on the inside. I can now say that I have sitting on my desk RECEIPTS for the “TRUMPCOIN” deposits to the “crypto wallets” of referees Gord DWYER and Chris ROONEY on February 22nd.

[Fentanyl Tsar 🇨🇦 @emo_luigi]

As a Leafs fan, I know a rigged game when I see one. I’ll have you all know that I have it on good authority that the FBI rigged the 2026 Olympic men’s gold medal hockey game. This is the OFFICIAL and TRUE history.

[William Turton @WilliamTurton]

A source sent me this video of FBI Director Kash Patel partying with the US Men's Olympic Hockey team.