Lex

Currently reading ROTE &ASOIAF and it's all I can think about
reading books and watching sports |NYG NYM NJD

emoadult on fable and nighteyes on annotate

[Lex @emoadult]

If you read the first 100 pages of the foxhole court and don’t immediately want to binge the entire series in one weekend then it is not the book series for you. you either have the thing wrong with u that makes u obsessed with aftg or you don’t. you can’t manufacture that.

[Lex @emoadult]

the devils aren't playing and none of the teams I enjoy watching are playing so I'm watching the flames/rags game and holy shit it's like watching paint dry

[ash 🍉🐢 facing the horrors🥀 @ash_artbin]

#Bryeon

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨Democrat Scott Colom has won the Mississippi Senate race, @CNN projects.

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Release air trapped in the colon by 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴. But be careful-- The sound and smell may alert enemies to your position.

[dan @stopmakingzense]

your gay friend youre trying really hard to ignore: So have you seen primetime

[star ⚔️ • cr: adwd @Lvnnisterr]

With 10 days left before the "We got ___ before gta 6" jokes expire, George R.R. Martin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

just imagined a british guy calling a good basketball player a 'proper hooper' and got pissed off

[katie ⋆⭒.⋆ @djowoll_]

just remembered dylan larkin still hasn’t been traded and laughed out loud

[Lex @emoadult]

@kitakashikin yeah too squishy

[Pauline | Don Sweeney go fuck yourself @Paulinethinks_]

He's young to an extent

[jem ❤️‍🔥 @newyuridevils]

I just can’t be assed to care about all this hellebuyck discourse tbh honestly

[Lex @emoadult]

@PeteBlackburn just paid an Etsy witch so you stub your toe later

[Lex @emoadult]

@moreauscloud @NJDevils leave Jake out of it he's a sweet sexy man

[Lex @emoadult]

dawson I do miss you real bad for your vibes

[Rachel Herzog @RachelMHerzog]

Dawson Mercer pops on the bench at the end of the #NJDevils morning skate to say hi to the guys

Lots of smiles here this morning in WPG

[Lex @emoadult]

@fruitpouch_ happy birthday cam!

[Lex @emoadult]

@peachylian @moranselfcest I'm glad it was my first thought and had me laughing at it too

[Lex @emoadult]

@peachylian @moranselfcest they might actually be civil bresinga

[turbomander @turbomander]

on the phone with my wife: honey you're being paranoid. we had jello shots at the office, thats all
jexigleb, my gelatenous cube paramour over on the motel bed: *undulates erotically*
me: hm? oh no haha i just remembered a funny joke, it made me wiggle i mean jiggle i mean giggle