tortured showgirl

touch me while your bros play grand theft auto

[devin @fartpog]

i keep thinking about this and genuinely getting emotional

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Caleb Hearon should do this

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[Cringe ⋆˚꩜｡ @Strandedlu11aby]

When I laugh at a puck line in glee

[Max Gao @MaxJGao]

So… I can finally say that I was referring to episode 204 of #AdultsFX in this tweet. It is easily one of the funniest TV episodes I have ever watched. 🦝

[tortured showgirl @emobeefyfiver]

@uhbucky #liked #bookmarked

[tortured showgirl @emobeefyfiver]

@FilmUpdates i need a multi-season run. greatest modern sitcom

[payton @glass_wrld]

“five likes isn’t a lot” imagine five snow plows running over jeremy renner

[🥛 @reticentidiot]

i speak of making friends the way incels speak of getting a girlfriend

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[NOVA @iriptheslitt]

slayyyter performing ‘brand new chanel$’ on triple j’s like a version

[laurence 💀 @uncletwirl]

audio sounds like a gay zombie apocalypse

[LAVI 🌿 @lavirxse]

literally ned and peter at the end of brand new day

[Pukicho @pukicho]

In a kinder world we might’ve had Jeff the healer

[alice alice @alicealeph0]

i think a secret we are all running from is that 95% of music is good

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[vera @donoghardt]

They’re discussing things on TikTok you haven’t even Thought about