LIL OIRAN

Hopes are like hair ornaments. Girls want to wear too many of them. When they become old women they look silly wearing even one.

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I'm such a slave that on Saturdays when I don't go to work I have all this energy and I end up doing work related research instead of relaxing

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everyone says the six cylinder spark plugs are the hardest but it's the same as a turbo... really not bad

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Alex is playing a computer game. I said "well I'm going to go to Mannings. if they don't have banana I'm going to shoot the clerk" and he said "ok"

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told my mom in the car later that her ringtone embarrassed me in front of the girl and she was like "did you see her mother? she had sunglasses on INSIDE the store. the lights are not that bright in there and her gait was unsteady. maybe it was the sunglasses. THATS embarrassing"

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2006 at Brunetti's Supermarket with my mother. there was a girl I had a crush on and we were glancing at each other while our moms put milk and eggs into their carts. then my mom's Nextel ringtone started blaring G, L, A, M, O, R, OUS (Fergie). the girl started laughing.

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My music baby turned 20 today. Wow. It was my dream since I was a little girl to have a solo album. Little did I know the Dutchess would go beyond all of my wildest dreams, letting me express myself in ways I never thought possible and allowing me to explore different faces of who I am. I’ve been reflecting on this era and wearing my hair as tribute to the special whirlwind moment in time where I got to live out all of my dreams come true. Thank you to everyone who helped create this magical album, and to all of you who keep the nostalgia alive. You always make me smile and feel so good inside.

Happy 20th Anniversary, The Dutchess. ♥️♥️

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so I've decided I actually love the combat and can change the language to Japanese. My verbal abuse came from a place of deep desire @OnimushaGame

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@OnimushaGame British accents? why? it's unattractive. main character is corny and repulsive. combat is weird and slow. I'm definitely not gonna finish this game.

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the keratin treatment has not worn off but I'm getting another

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the keratin treatment worked

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@OnimushaGame British accents? why? it's unattractive. main character is corny and repulsive. combat is weird and slow. I'm definitely not gonna finish this game.

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gained five pounds but everything still fits and instead of fasting like a bitch I'm turning it into muscle

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the acetylene torch really reminds me that I am nothing and there are things much more powerful than I am

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Madonna really did it all man... and in 2015 I thought I was the first faggot to make a muse out of Hatsumomo. she also did Marie Antoinette/Versailles for a performance of Vogue. it's impressive

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my dad just sent me a twenty three second video of the bubbles in his champagne glass

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I won't say my emotions had settled themselves by the time the train pulled into Kyoto Station early the following morning. After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom.

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at the end of every peach ring blind taste test video, the woman inevitably ranks Trolli as #1

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I think I will always hate suspension work. anything but suspension work. some of it isn't too bad but I don't have tool $$$ right now and trying to remove sway bar links without a good set of vice grips is like trying to tie a hair ribbon around a bolt of lightning

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today an axle really just would not come out of a wheel bearing and I had to take the axle off the car with the bearing still attached and press it out with a machine that's usually used for bushing replacements... air hammer and torch would not make it budge. disgusting

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and the dressing is just two lemons juiced (about 7 tbsp juice), 7tbsp olive oil, 2 tbsp of inglehoffer mustard, 2 cloves of garlic minced, salt and pepper. you can customize the dressing by putting a different mustard or something else in its place. this salad is exquisite

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3.5 to 4 cups of chickpeas, half a seedless cucumber diced, half of a red onion diced, half of a bell pepper diced, 20 Kamala Harris olives cut up into quarters, lots of dill and parsley, okay? you can also do tomato but I hate how they get soggy if it's not eaten immediately...

[LIL OIRAN @emocourtesan]

3.5 to 4 cups of chickpeas, half a seedless cucumber diced, half of a red onion diced, half of a bell pepper diced, 20 Kamala Harris olives cut up into quarters, lots of dill and parsley, okay? you can also do tomato but I hate how they get soggy if it's not eaten immediately...