charly

also known as dj bellybutton

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HAHA enter i mean enter hating era soz for confusion

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coming off the twitter hiatus to enter my met p*lice era as if it didnt exist already x

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little miss groped by one of them but no repercussions bit cringe init x

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@staunchmarxist THIS IS NICE. WHAT I WOULD GIVE. TO BE THERE.

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why didnt harry styles know how to make mashed potatoes wtf

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“slut era” i say to myself as if i havent spent the past few weeks developing an opinion on pannacotta made from almond milk

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23 years old and mum told me off for eating less than an hour before swimming

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ok nearly a year on i cant believe i wrote in my masters dissertation about the jumpsuit we loaned for a music video that just turned out to be elephant print. like that was just an entire subchapter called: the elephant jumpsuit. it was hideous btw

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also thinking about the customer who got a takeaway and three days later asked for an exchange by returning the three day old food cos she didnt like what she had ordered (icon)

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obsessed with my neighbour who has the most horndog grindr profile who i once said hi to and he replied saying “kiki!”

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i love to not tweet for months. and then say the stupidest thoughts in my brain. my frontal lobe is just not developed tho so very monkey ooh ooh ah ah x

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(pre her death as well! alexa play something i dont know since you lot all seem to know about this surprise bank holiday)

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can we pls close for the queens funeral (not because im mourning but because the rota is not published because for some reason i accepted every leave request for next monday x)

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anyway stan princess diana!

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the way i will sniff out gossip like its a truffle and im a pig x

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guys what do u do if ur in love with a woman on the telly (ekin su)

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for today’s audition i will be playing idiot brit abroad (look like a drumstick lolly, said calimari to a greek waiter when i meant kalimera)

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love to just start instagram again. like just posting again. pretending my life is simply worth viewing

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awww jinkies i dropped my glasses

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i have just seen someone else tweet this. heartbroken

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jubilee in life after love