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25 and a pirate

[frax @fraxiommusic]

life got so hard i started listening to the saturation trilogy again

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everyone remembers where they were the day clavicular got brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader

[bug bite cutie @3atmyf4rts]

It probably feels so good to be the guy who just honked at me 7 times

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

No dude you’re clearly under the influence of the amulet I’m leaving

[bug bite cutie @3atmyf4rts]

Taint mcrae

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lowkirkituationship
lowkey + kirk + situationship

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a horse will always stand with its back to the rain

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New Jersey is gonna be beautiful once it’s finished

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ok but noah beck is lowkey so pookie coded

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charlie big guy kirk okay

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i’m watching heated rivalry for the hockey idrc about the gay sex

[yeah yeah @grungnort]

just clogged the toilet with my piss

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the last time it truly felt like christmas was when i was 13 posting shit like this on my justin bieber fan page 💔

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me at sephora: just put the watermelon niacinamide dew drops in the bag bro

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we should've known trump was gonna win by the cultural response to hawk tuah

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do u think the mets respect MrMet as one of their teammates

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uhhhh. my tummy don’t feel so good :( [me after eating nothing but lush packing peanuts all day]

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maybe he just reeeeeallly likes wearing hats and has a completely normal hairline

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what if i like the layer of mold that forms when i go to bed with wet hair ?