banana split, et al 🌟

no anchovies please. I have been called “the unofficial mayor of Twitter”. patron of the arts, citizen journalist, advocate

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

Critics are RAVING about my tweets:

“The unofficial mayor of twitter” -New York Times

“Sir Galahad, Don Juan, and Casanova rolled into one” -Kirkus Reviews

“Balancing small paychecks with access to glamor and wealth” -IndieReader

[aidan @aidan7501]

this song was the start of the 67 dubai chocolate labubu matcha skibidi toilet rizz brainrot epidemic

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

@gbongs13 @SilkAzhagii exhibit a: balding, receding hairline, hair thinning

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

Needoh BBL

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

WHAT

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

taylor swift easter egg

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A “TS” billboard covered in 13 ‘Toy Story’ clouds has been spotted.

[s ≡ b @capituIate]

killing myself with the homie call that Homiecide #truth

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

the intimacy coordinator at the pentagon

[levi IS MEETING DNP ⚞ • ⚟ @vampisnotonfire]

i love when a shelf at the thrift tells a story

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

day 400 of me spreading the word that Sunset Boulevard is the best movie ever

[merrin @wowzowee]

Everyone wants to make fun of “coworker music” but nobody wants to talk about “roommate food”

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

vodka

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

would auto-enrolling people into Medicaid or an ACA program lower premiums or medical costs due to less cost sharing on the part of patients if people without insurance go to the emergency room i'm trying to sort this out

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

this is me talking myself out of law school for the 73rd time

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

genuinely why do people go to law school I feel like you can make a comparable salary in tech or consulting 3 yrs out of undergrad except you spent it earning a salary vs going 30k into debt and you get better work life balance even in a mid level or senior position. assuming KJD

[♡ guilty as sina?❤️‍🔥 @thisismebiing]

this is how it was meant to be listened to

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

genuinely why do people go to law school I feel like you can make a comparable salary in tech or consulting 3 yrs out of undergrad except you spent it earning a salary vs going 30k into debt and you get better work life balance even in a mid level or senior position. assuming KJD

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

idk how to explain it but this feels like election night

[lindsay @myholyrevival]

unfortunately taylor swift can do whatever she wants and i will remain tuned in because she wrote fearless at 17 and rewired my brain forever

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

@ellajanemusic she was super online during 1989 too, it's just that she (like the rest of society) traded tumblr for tiktok and we are living with the consequences

[banana split, et al 🌟 @emofireguy]

why does the US have universal healthcare specifically only for people with Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) or End-Stage Renal Disease (ESRD)