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Divorced dad of 3 🏳️‍🌈

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

Because he’s baby girl coded

[kace👑 @kingkaace]

My daughter is so sweet. I love hearing her yell “hi sweet girl! Hi beautiful!” When her dad walks in the door

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

I think she wants me to swallow an AirTag

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

I can’t stand a dining table set that comes with a bench

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

He said he got a big 🍆 I love it out here

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

The amount of guys in my dms 💀

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

I edited their contact names to what spot they are on the roster

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

Got told I’m running point on these briefs for now on.

🙃

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

it’s the little things

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

Good morning, be a problem today

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

I love her

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

Is it rude to ask your coworker to stop coughing? I’m tryna work (watch TikTok)

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

Bitch I’m dead from the brain down what you talkin bout

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

I don’t know if I should get a haircut or a new tattoo

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

Being an auntie is my all time favorite job in this entire world

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

I would literally put a baby in this woman right now if I could

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

$5 and a protein bar why I do say I am well paid

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

She really slipped me a five for that

Ma’am that was not worth $5 you’re insane 🤣

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

No because why is that your strap game!?! Don’t piss me off.

Too late I’m pissed off 😭

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I fear this is my new Moo Deng.

[ᴰᴬᴰ @emoghostboi]

I wouldn’t be opposed to sucking a bad bitches toes though