Emo Girls’ Guide

Podcast for elder emos and readers alike. Rants and tangents welcome. New episodes Sundays! Hosts: @readbydev @laughnlistener

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Just 4 millennials coping with being emo by throwing books into the dark void of our souls. 🖤 https://t.co/LtmrhMRLjW

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*Looks around*
Yeah, this place isn't really for us anymore. To see the newest content, come find us on 🧵
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[michael @FilledwithUrine]

idc if vans aren’t good hiking shoes i’m not gonna look lame in front of the squirrels

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Those moments when @costarastrology perfectly captures your friend group.

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Our ink black hearts are with the trans community who continually have to deal with JK Rowling having a platform to spew hatred.

We’re also offended she used such an emo book title.

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Don’t forget to check out our episode on royalty, in which we discuss throne lap sitting and guillotines. 👑

Find us here: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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#AnneHathaway is our one and only queen (of Genovia).

Listen to our royalty episode: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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If you could travel to the past or the future, which would you choose?

Listen to our time travel episode: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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Hey (with the intention of dumping all my emotional trauma caused by fictional characters on you)

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To our alternate universe selves: pick up that new smutty, you deserve it.

Listen to our time travel episode: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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If we were in the mob, we’d probably all be sleeping with the fishes by now.

Listen to our latest episode: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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We’re making you an offer you can’t refuse…mafia and romance all in one episode.

Listen in: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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It’s the end of the world as we know it, and we all feel fine.

Listen to our latest episode: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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Emo Girls’ Guide To: Celebrating the #4thofJuly

1. Be a gun (for maximum American rights)
2. Delete period trackers
3. Aggressively eat cake to fill the void of living through the beginnings of an oppressive religious era

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Everybody knows there’s a party at the end of the world.

Listen to this week’s episode all about apocalypses & dystopians: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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The world is not the best, but we’re here for you. Shoutout to our personal therapist, @erineliza_reads for the tips & tricks. 🖤

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Special episode this week while we rage against the patriarchy. #RoeVWade

Resources and more here: https://t.co/VVyydcALeK

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Welp. Today’s the day. Today is the day we have more right to a gun than our own bodies. #RoeVsWade

Below is a list of places to donate to and a way to look up your local organizations in each state.

Stay safe friends.

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These emo girls are taking some time today to protect ourselves and plan for the future. If you want to help us burn down the patriarchy, here’s an awesome list of places you can donate to if you’re able. #RoeVWade

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She's a 10 but she stays up until 3 AM reading smutty fantasy and dissociating from real life.

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@readbydev We’ve found the next big thing. @annatodd @colleenhoover @E_L_James @mstessabailey @ChristinaLauren @TaliaHibbert

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Loretta’s currently shopping for hiking socks and found this. We appreciate a good naked emo band, and…

Who needs wingspan when you have sock elasticity? Amiright??

We’ll see ourselves out.