🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶

whomst summoned me

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

nothing to say ❤️ just vibing ❤️

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

had a glass of wine and it’s time to tweet for the first time since mar 2023

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

had a glass of wine and it’s time to tweet for the first time since mar 2023

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

mood

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

i look like a villain here and i am ❤️

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

my cat has learned how to open the closet doors???????

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

i think new dating goal just to date someone who hasn’t heard of Ted’s before

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

invited a hot person into my home and when they saw my squatty potty they asked if it was for torque and now i have to kms

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

@babygoose4ever extreme comf

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

have you ever seen such comf

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

men looove to tell me i have tiny hands. sorry i am just so dainty and delicate

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

i need to stick my face into my cat’s fur at least 300x a day or i explode

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

do people not understand i look like ass outside of scheduled times during the week like please do not face time me or ask for pics that’s embarrassing for both of us

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

why have i dated 4 film set carpenters in a row. what retrograde is this

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

how is this picture of pavarotti’s stinky little feet a renaissance painting

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

vet put a thermometer in his butthole today. can only hope this has humbled him

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

please no one hurt my feelings for the next 5 months

[🌶 𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖑𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌶 @emogrl93]

can’t talk smack about my mental health benefits because they are VERY good but i just ran out and i have to raw dog my mental illness until July 😭😭😭