Mylz

your friendly neighborhood dipshit

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

pee pee poo poo

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

[Mylz @emohree]

Don't have sex with Republicans #RoeVWade

[Mylz @emohree]

Existential dread after failing a captcha 🙃

[Mylz @emohree]

If you're a package thief you have a tiny peepee

[Mylz @emohree]

The venn diagram of people who benefit from modern science and medicine versus people who are opposed to the covid vaccine is a circle.

[John Holland @hohnjolland]

Gettin real tired of the “I don’t know what they put in that” argument on vaccines…

Y’all don’t even know what they put in toothpaste and hotdogs.

[Mylz @emohree]

Today I got a targeted ad demonstrating software that digitally rendered a chicken nugget now if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know idk what will

[Thomas Gerbet @ThomasGerbet]

C’est le ministère fédéral de l’Agriculture et la multinationale agrochimique Syngenta qui ont demandé à Santé Canada de tolérer plus de résidus de pesticides dans les petits fruits #polcan https://t.co/quHQ8eHUQ4

[Mylz @emohree]

Aw man spammy porn account stopped following me

[Mylz @emohree]

Forgetting to pay for parking is a mistake. Deliberately sharing explicit photos of a partner without their consent is not a mistake. #Habs #MontrealCanadiens

[Mylz @emohree]

Man with one of the largest carbon footprints in the world is awestruck by Earth's fragility. Stay the fuck in space my dude. #Bezos #BlueOrigin

[Let's Play @RegulationLP]

This wasn’t a fever dream. It happened. #RTXatHome

[Mylz @emohree]

I created an account to be able to follow @FuckFacePod's antics but I have no idea how anything works how do people get anything done on twitter???