👌🏻👌🏻

[👌🏻👌🏻 @emohurl]

I can’t stand to go on in this sham world anymore.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

I'm not Eugene Krabs! I'm...uhh......Harold! Harold.......uhhh..........Flower.

[otm shank @peterjmarshall]

i’m

⚪️ straight

⚪️ gay

🔘Squidward! i’m Squidward! Squidward Squidward Squidward!

[Sylvia Plath @SylviaPlthQuots]

Why did I feel I needed to be punished, to punish myself. Why do I feel now I should be guilty, unhappy: and feel guilty if I am not?

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

AND LOOK AT OUR TONGUES

[amalia @mollysoda]

new totes for tour??? maybe????

[Sylvia Plath @SylviaPlthQuots]

I liked him too much - way too much, and I ripped him out of my heart so it wouldn’t get to hurt me more than it did.

[amalia @mollysoda]

myers briggs is bullsh*t i've been getting INTJ for a year and i don't understand lmao

[👌🏻👌🏻 @emohurl]

It’s so nice that people are so nice to me. I’m never sure why but it’s nice of them

[👌🏻👌🏻 @emohurl]

😪 https://t.co/4IScXAFBjR

[I don’t even exist fr @loccdawgg]

She said Her fries were too potatoey for her. The fries made of pota..fuck everybody in this video https://t.co/z7bKP2Ax0v

[👌🏻👌🏻 @emohurl]

Thank you very very much. For this relatable tomato 🍅 texture reaction. Fuck tomato’s. Fuck

[8bitfiction @8bitfiction]

okay, thats all thank u