Cori

Your local emo middle schooler. Perpetually moist and uncomfortable with the existence of human consciousness. Thankfully I am not French canadian 🤡

[Cori @emomanatee]

All I wanted was to get drunk and play Minecraft and thanks to my family I have not done either of those

[Cori @emomanatee]

@emonormie That sounds like my boyfriend

[carpool (wild west new york) @CarpoolNY]

🗣she said “do u love me?”
🗣i tell her “only partly”
😤”ur next to me and i’m so fuckin salty”🧂🧂🧂🧂

[Cori @emomanatee]

@Trail_txt @Jessomadic I already asked him for one

[Cori @emomanatee]

I wanna watch rocky horror

[mom jeans lyrics @momjeansbot]

LET'S STOP FOOLING AROUND AND TURN THIS BAND INTO A LEAN, MEAN MOM JEANS REVENGE MACHINE!

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

I love you all ; Yes you can do it ! Be positive and live : read a book or say I Love you to any person you know ! I love you !

[jakey @nakeyjakey]

what if linguini from ratatouille was having sex and the girl pulled his hair and he started cooking spaghetti

[mom jeans lyrics @momjeansbot]

cause I'm stuck on you like the smell of cigarettes on your flower dress

[Cori @emomanatee]

@piratepilots We will have to arrange this after the virus

[Cori @emomanatee]

Isolation has made me wayyy more of an egirl

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i am a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 little hungover

seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a bagel

[Cori @emomanatee]

@tehsmarty I fucking love your music taste

[Cori @emomanatee]

I'm not attractive. I'm not cool. I'm not smart. I don't have skills. I don't have friends. I'm not anything.

[Cori @emomanatee]

@HeartAttackMane What if I want you to choke me?

[Cori @emomanatee]

@jessomadic

[Cori @emomanatee]

My coworker is letting me wear her witch hat bc apperantly we can wear costumes today and I didn't know