Emanuel Pilz

satire. aspiring 10x engineer. neovim supremacy. mechanical keyboard supremacy. creating unfinished side projects.

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

according to maths neovim will take over vscode in the next 3 years

[neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza]

nixos fixes this

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

yes yes yes

[Framework @FrameworkPuter]

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[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

I would love to see Tom Scott also create a video about UK's last COBOL developers

[yaml @blended_jpeg]

bad claude..

[JNS @_devJNS]

no freaking way microsoft recreate this in real life

WILD 😭😭😂

[Kai 🇨🇦 @_kaivara_]

GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS

GITHUB IS GONNA START USING *YOUR* CODE AND DATA TO TRAIN AI USING COPILOT!!!!!!!!!!!

DISABLE IT AT https://t.co/A6SrPwTHiz

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

@cafebourgeois his edge so deep that he is parallel to the ice

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

@VAMPIREILIA what’s wrong with last guy’s pronounciation? 😭

[spaz.( comm closed ) @spazwithadot]

Perfectionism.

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

@ThePrimeagen This but with the Nix logo would go super hard

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

biblically accurate backend dev website

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

@literally_oty @The__Goomba Well, did you?

[Jake Knowlton @j2k3k]

this is hilarious I’m going to use this as my commit message for everything

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

@Jonathan_Blow Every time I write frontend code I feel like a soydev loser. And then I use niche and convoluted tech to do something trivial so I can feel smart about it.

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

@JoyfullCat there’s no way this isn’t ai generated/manipulated

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

magic the gathering? more like magic the spending

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

@flip4liberty @RCXcyclopedia afaik vekoma more expensive in the us cause they dont manufacture in america

[Emanuel Pilz @emonadeo]

@thdxr making the lack of pipe operator even worse is the lack of variable shadowing. so you either have to reassign or come up with a new name. and i unironically think that makes programming in languages that miss these much less enjoyable.