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writer of don’t leave me high (don’t leave me dry) on ao3, member of flat earth community, destroyer of worlds

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@simbiat_aje yes i have a beta reader! i also take lots of comments and requests on here and in my ao3 comments

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and if i said final epilogue of don’t leave me high (don’t leave me dry) is coming out in the next few days… what then

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new part of stoner ilya series just got posted life is so good😁😁😁 loser stoner ilya is something that is so personal to me

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@hollanologist i love this gif😭 this chapter is choc full of references don’t you worry

[em @emonlispenardst]

so like… in the final epilogue of my monster hollanov fic don’t leave me high (don’t leave me dry), what do you guys want to see? what kinks, moments, canon subversions are you hungry coyotes hoping for?? after writing 333k for you all i’m curious🫣

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genuine question why are you guys SO against bottom ilya?

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@stickerjock you are soooo not ready … no one has ever been less ready ….

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shane sitting on ilya’s lap at a bar when no one on the team knows they’re together and grinding on him to tease then telling his puppy to behave when he begs… inject it💉

[em @emonlispenardst]

@stickerjock you did this to me this is your fault

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@stickerjock you should read my latest tweet because you inspired me with this one chief

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@hollanologist everyone rejects bottom ilya but they’re just not seeing the vision🚬🚬so glad you’ve enjoyed!!

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@chevydoor28 i hope you enjoy catching up and whatever i finish with regardless😚

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@stickerjock you are actually so right leo we don’t have enough slut weed shane in this fandom

[em @emonlispenardst]

@limpbored not done yet unfortunately!! finishing school as we speak … no date for posting yet but watch this space :))

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@hollanologist a mostly wholesome answer i love it!! i feel like they’re a little young still for a proposal atp but some kind of promise/ commitment to each other … and rain frotting … thinking about it😏

[em @emonlispenardst]

yes this is the wip of the final chapter #tease sorry !!! but here’s the link to chapter one so you can catch up if you haven’t already: https://t.co/XgQeYWehOm

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@toocoldforangel well she started as my beta reader so i would hope so😁

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@DJOZANOVS volunteering as tribute for next time because i would consume even your grocery list with the kind of voracious energy that would scare hannibal away🫣

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@thatsjinxhere @Vol6Tpwk omg it’s my fic🫣 enjoy!!!