Elias Montgomery

This will entirely consist of my favorite song lyrics and me mad at liberals

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

@foliosociety @elQuizz

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

What percent of golfers...

That have a handicap index themselves...

Have no real understanding of how the handicap system works?

[WWE @WWE]

THANK YOU COLUMBUS

@NationwideArena

[Diamond Dallas Page @RealDDP]

Are you ready to let go?

#OwnYourLife @DDPYoga

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

@elQuizz You are our king, sire.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

LeBron James when Bronny turns the ball over in the 4th quarter:

[Justin Crothers @j_crothers]

I don’t know much but I do know that Jon snow knew nothing.

[Eric Heffner @EricHeffner0]

If you think The Open is playing tough you don’t know what it was like to play Hole 12 at Dogwood in the middle of summer with Rodeo Pins.

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

@D_Reese_G It could be

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow Him down
He was humming to the neon of the universal sound

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

- Me and Abbigail took our honeymoon to Alaska. In March. Never above 0°. No lights.
- Standing in our driving way. In May. 70°. Wearing crocs. Lights

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

I go to my fathers in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Let this be a lesson.

NOBODY beats the Lakers 12 times in a row. NOBODY.

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

@D_Reese_G Too late

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

Ol' Smokey's got them ears on
He's hot on your trail
And he aint gonna rest 'til you're in jail

[Jokien With Tolkien @JokienWTolkien]

GANDALF: I have recruited a burglar to help Thorin and the dwarves steal the treasure from the dragon Smaug

BILBO: I feel sorry for whatever poor fool you have in mind for THAT job

GANDALF: ...

THORIN AND COMPANY: ....

BILBO:

[NSAStevens @NSAStevens]

Drew McIntyre and Sami Zayn should be the World Heavyweight Championship match for WrestleMania tbh

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

This Shinsuke Nakamura video package went insane. #WWERAW

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Cillian Murphy is still down for a #PeakyBlinders film

"I'm always open to a great script"

(via @Variety)

[Elias Montgomery @emontgomery2019]

@elQuizz Well of course