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[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

i have to walk past 2 pubs on my way to work at 5am on monday so that���s great 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

genuinely the busiest movie screen i’ve been in all year big up mrs virginia woolf for getting all the oldies into the cinema x

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

youngest person in this cinema screen by about 40 years xxx

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

my cats celebrated the end of the heatwave by projectile vomiting all over my fan cheers for that babycakes

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

i think maybe becuase we’re the only house on the street with a ramp upto the door he was expecting an old or venerable person to scam but instead he got a 20 something with bright orange hair and a bad attitude

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

just had a man knock on my door to tell me he’s putting scaffolding uo at a house down the road, which is no where near mine, and to ask if i needed to get out before they started when there is no car in my drive way … am i about to be robbed or what

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

off menu has given me an irrational fear of pine nuts

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

i’m rewatching ghosts and i’m almost 99% sure alison calls robin captain cave prick at one point but now im second guessing cause she didn’t say it in the scene i thought she did …..

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

or atleast confrim or deny that the word on the streets is true

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

can someone plleeeasseee leak the ghosts trailer before i have to spend money on a cinema ticket for a movie i wasnt planning on seeing

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

the lady on the door at the wallace collection praise me for being the only person she’d seen today being a bag for their umbrella and that everyone should follow my example and it felt INCREDIBLE, i fear i’m never gonna grow out of being a teachers pet

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

this whole discourse about the phone free concerts is so ridiculous cause if you don’t want to go to a concert where you won’t have access to your phone then don’t buy a ticket to a phone free concert it’s that simple

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

people are really talking like a phone free show means your phone will be taken from you and you’ll never get it back lol

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

this is the cinema seat of my dreams

[Robin Nelson @XycronVA]

Just found the worst movie theater seat of all time

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

sam campbell on blankety blank & james acaster on celebrity catchphrase, huge saturday night for the most annoying person you know (me)

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

the cinema i usually go to has had the trailer for finding emily before every film i’ve watched since january but now it’s out they don’t seem to be showing it ????

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

the decline in uniqlos quality is so annoying like why are we doing a cotton skirt with a polyester lining ??????? yyuuuccckkkkk

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

can hear the football from my garden 💔💔

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

gonna delude myself into believing half the rumoured line up is wrong and just people saying shit & it’s actually the best line up for a long time

[em♡🍉🇵🇸 @emonthemoon]

been hoping and praying for one of the taskmaster line up for so long & they get put on with /them/ ……. why do men ruin everything