Em

forever grateful🌎

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

It’s fuck the system until the stimmy checks come out

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

@onedirection please get back together so I can feel something

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

I have one thing to say and one thing only. Carol baskin killed her husband.

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

Everyone’s so scared of ruining out of food rn but shit I got my salt lamp to lick all day long honey I’m good

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

You’re scared to cut 2 inches of your hair off and I’m ready to shave my head at any given moment. We are not the same

[sarah @heavenbrat]

my horoscope said we’re supposed to kiss

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

@gshaf19 Reading this as I’m eating takeout😗

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

@gshaf19 @iamlickx My valentine🥺❤️ I love you honeyy

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

I don’t believe in leap years or organized religion

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

@brown_219 Well that’s #1 but I didn’t wanna hurt anyone’s feelings😗😗

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

Things I will never trust in order: the government, the running shoes and jeans combo, birds, and last but not least people who wear false lashes that look the the bottom of a broom

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

Sorry I wasn’t paying attention to you the cotton eyed joe was playing on repeat in my head

[Em @emory_eckenrode]

My brain says don’t lick your salt lamp but my heart says lick the salt lamp

[Alexandra💖 @Lex_Sarkine]

I can’t even right now 😂😂 MY CAT IS RIDING MY PIG 😂😂😂😂

[👨🏾‍🍳G ♎️ @flowsoSlick]

After my lil brothers bball game I put on @Excision & mom just.... well y’all know how she gets down with the wubbs now 🤣🤘🏾