Emily Kowal

engineering manager @Spotify | prev @washingtonpost, @axios | opinions are forever my own | she/her | #BLM!!!

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

I truly believe that if you are a billionaire you are also, by definition, a bad person.

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

stop selling me things!! I don’t need anymore things !! jc help a lady out and quit it

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

I’m depressed,
but to the tune of “im a flirt”

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

a new social benchmark for me - if you have a visceral, shitty take on the way Lizzo lives her life, gtfo.

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

incredibly proud of these students for standing up against the bigoted bully that is their college president.
#occupyConn #removeBergeron #supportDeanKing

https://t.co/b145EGLerZ

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

@NatTowsen the tv show Community hits these marks for me

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

@engineering_bae oh it’s me!

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?” and they’ll say “sure, that’s easy” and then you’ll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they’ll go “oof”

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

@gappa_michael @steph_mcca load bearing beam!

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

@coldhealing Medication!!

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

@hankgreen Sin(x) !

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

idk how to explain it but twitter feels like season 4 of community rn

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

@jeremybowers amen

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

@jeremybowers Had a nightmare about this yesterday so

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

evergreen

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

I truly believe that if you are a billionaire you are also, by definition, a bad person.

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

this is one of my least favorite quiet sexisms to the point where I’ll just live w broken things until I cant anymore

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

imagine deciding which engineers to keep around based on lines of code and choosing to keep the ones who wrote the MOST

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

just said “scuse me” while passing someone in the store and he said “no” and honestly? I weirdly respect it.

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

@marshallvore I usually go for the pinky promise

[Emily Kowal @emottk]

please make me stop biting my nails please

[cal? @cal_gif]

the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this