Dmitry O.

Sad punk / Elder emo. Crazy dad person. Caffeine Junkie. Software engineer: backend, distributed stuff, DevOps, SRE.

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

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[Hidden in Frame @HiddenFrame_]

In "The Odyssey" (2026), Odysseus speaks with a Boston accent, despite being from Ithaca, which is in New York.

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@r0mko “Brick houses can��t be cooled”

Это ещё что за хрень

[Demetri Spanos @DemetriSpanos]

I would ask of this, what's the Sistine Chapel of agentic coding?

Or even what's the Doom 1993 of agentic coding?

Or even what's the Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight" of agentic coding?

Maybe they exist, but I've never seen it. Maybe I'm wrong?

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@tagir_valeev Ну со вторым ты тоже первый раз родитель!

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

Не «отец восьмимесячного ребёнка», а «восьмимесячный отец». Мы все в этом первый раз

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Manuel Simoni @msimoni]

Twitter would be 100x better if they removed every last trace of the shitty fucking "algorithm" and just showed every tweet to every follower like a fucking RSS reader.

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@sashkoboom

[Brandon Carl @brandonjcarl]

Earnings Before Tokens

[jackie 🐝 @tzukima]

having a $2000 pc with 32gb of ram is about to become the zoomer equivalent of boomers buying a house for $100k and sitting on it for life

[MrRatable @MRatable]

Did companies performatively “use the internet” in 1999? Were employees told to spend as much time online as possible?

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@_architected Так у тебя офигенные фото!

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@FuturaFMRecords

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@GlafiraZhur Селф-хостед 😶‍🌫���

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

Also, life imitates a spreadsheet

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

Series H? Seriously? What’s next? Series Z? Series AA, AB, …, AZ?

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

We've raised $65 billion in Series H funding at a $965 billion post-money valuation, led by @AltimeterCap, Dragoneer, @Greenoaks, and @sequoia.

This investment will help us advance our research and expand our capacity to meet growing demand for Claude.

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@r0mko Ты зачем европейцам такое показываешь

[cat @_catwu]

Excited to share our most powerful new Claude Code feature: dynamic workflows!

Mention "workflow" in a prompt and Claude will dynamically create an orchestration plan that it strictly follows, allowing you to confidently trust that every stage happens in the right order even across 100s of agents.

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@calm_owl Хотел написать, что посмотреть запросто можно на закрытом показе 15 лет назад в кинотеатре которого больше нет, но не буду, у тебя лучше получилось

[Dmitry O. @emoXcoder]

@fido_node Мне кажется тут причина и следствие перепутаны