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to jest is my livelihood 22/any pronouns :)

[em🐀 @empemdas]

Damn it, missed national coming out day! Guess I’ll have to wait till next year :/

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

What if I watched the live-action One Piece without having ever touched the manga or anime. What then.

[dr. alex @miaowlex]

some big dude covered in tattoos smoking a cigar infront of my apartment “hey idk if anyone has ever told you but…. you are phenomenal at parallel parking — I’ve seen you a few times like ‘she ain’t gonna make it’ and then you do, incredible”

[Rob @thegallowboob]

only bird people will get this

[em🐀 @empemdas]

help i’m displaced

[em🐀 @empemdas]

can we stop tenting houses for termites and just get hoards of anteaters to help out

[em🐀 @empemdas]

i love abbott elementary— barbara receiving humanely harvested poinsettias from jacob is everything

[em🐀 @empemdas]

you’re the either the shushed or the shusher

[em🐀 @empemdas]

@gracieabrams @aaron_dessner this album is so beautifully written. thank you for such a gift!

[em🐀 @empemdas]

titanic is a 90’s kid movie

[em🐀 @empemdas]

fun fact hot dog water is the equivalent of pasta water

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Ain’t no way lmaoooo

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

entering my dastardly era

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

babe i didn't "embarrass you in front of your friends and family" i was committing to the bit

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

I used to think DD-cup boobs were like, huge. the biggest that boobs could possibly be. but I was wrong.

[em🐀 @empemdas]

@kurtisconner rip feeling like i’m back in the taylor queue :,)

[em🐀 @empemdas]

@abbyvesoulis this reads like an I Think You Should Leave” sketch

[em🐀 @empemdas]

easy breezy lemon squeezy climate today

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I’m at Disneyland and I cried in space mountain