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I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon.

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A monthly subscription box called “BitchFix” and it’s just eyeliner and aggressively angular handbags

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@HenryLovesYou this guy makes your hobbies and interests seem healthy and normal https://t.co/OceiZyRsjh

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This owl needs all my spooky kisses

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@doctorak Up. It was just me and TJ in the theater and I UGLY cried.

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🦑 #mood

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My Twitter could be a 5th grader which is great because that’s how mature my tweets feel #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Me when I’m complimented

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This was a hilarious disaster. Highly recommend seeing it!

[RiffTrax 🌽 @RiffTrax]

OCTAMAN hits theaters one last time tomorrow night! Will you Octa-Be-There?

https://t.co/XrcDLX6QbE

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I googled “third nipple” ONE time and now all my ads are for teeny little bras

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Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable, y’all.

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@FrankConniff David Duchovny? Or whomever I have narrating my nightmares that week.

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In light of today’s news: if you’re struggling with suicide, you can call 1-800-273-8255 or you can chat online. If you or someone you love needs help with anything mentally, PLEASE reach out to someone.

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Me when I hear there are burritos

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Well there goes my weekend.

[John Aguilar @abuvthefold]

BREAKING: Thornton passes regulations on drones, making it illegal to harass anyone with an unmanned aerial vehicle or to use a drone to intrude on anyone's privacy. #drones

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@johnmoe What a mess.

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@_tim_davenport Exactly how I felt when I heard it. 🤔

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Overhead at work: “I’d like to get my butt in shape before we create another child.”

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More things should be felonies.

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@VGDadPlays I thought, maybe Nathan doesn’t hate the world enough today. So I got you this.