Minge Dynasty Emperor

Chairman of The Retard Committee, world's leading Björkist thinker, scaling the mons pubis of human perception

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

jerry is dating a girl who is essentially perfect but he’s bothered by a gap in her teeth.

george quit his job in a rage but is trying to sneak back in to use the remainder of his free canteen vouchers.

kramer subplot:

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@Ethelbrait1941 No, you’re thinking of February.

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@readytorollio @ferald_gord @dyingscribe It’s easier for them to pass when wearing a mask. I suspect that’s the cause.

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@UnboundConman Oh thank goodness that we can finally sit this one out.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

For NPR listeners this is Tahrir Square

[Riley @rylzdigital]

I resigned from Slim Chickens today. I spent the last three years doing seasoning research at both Slim Chickens and arby's. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to Four loko nuggets and gambling with our lives.

[ᴜᴍᴇᴢᴏɴᴏ @taishopervert]

Long ago the original Jōmon man ruled Japan with advanced science and lived like a god, until a jealous Jōmon scientist named Yakkopu-no-Mikoto established a secret lab on the island of Patomoshir, Hokkaidō, and used his evil tricknologaku to create the yellow devil, the Yayoi.

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@steventorbes @AlexGodofsky Yeah I thought this was the case, too.

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@billardkarr @JulieBorowski This is the end goal of slopulism. Free money for everyone.

[Lua ✝︎🌙 @PunishedLu]

Sitting my kafir ass down and listening

[Respectable Financier @RspctbleFncr]

(OC)

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@tonap17664 @VValtzy_ hall of fame tweet

[Joan Cook from PBS @MissPavIichenko]

The best video you'll see all day

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@SinoLithography @tomieinlove You should look at many of the titles of masters theses at “slop schools.” So many titles like “my experience as a first gen student in a clinical psych program.” This shouldn’t qualify as a masters thesis.

[skooks @skooookum]

Racial demographics and their dogs from someone with 4000+ hours at dog parks:

Corgis: WMAF
Samoyed: AMAF
Shiba: millennial of unspecified race
German shepherd: American Indian from Dallas
Pitbull: yeah
Husky: game of thrones Mexican
Labradoodle: telehealth therapy White

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@neerajadeshp Strangely I’m seeing far more women stating that they believe the husband killed the kids, rather than implying she doesn’t have any moral culpability.

[Minge Dynasty Emperor @EmperorOfMinge]

@Kinowa766 Least threatening people

[PartyMcFly ✠ ☧🇻🇦🦁 @PartyMcFlyX]

@RambleMan51 Guatemalan incels be like “women expect a man to be over 4’ tall and make over 4 figures, it’s insane hombre” 🌮

[Melannie Jay @airbudhc]

There are 50 people in the PreCheck line but 15 in the regular line. However — and this is what we must remember — each one of those 15 people is experiencing their first day on earth