The Emperor

That Emperor.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

This is why I'm better than you. Your argument is invalid.

[Shaurya Chawla @_ShauryaChawla]

Exclusive look at the "Galactic Federation" members

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Yes, we have observed your miserable planet for quite some time.

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Former Israeli space #security chief Haim Eshed has revealed that aliens from a "Galactic Federation" have been in contact with the US and #Israel for years, but humanity isn't ready to know this.

Or so he claims.

Reporting by @AaronReich

https://t.co/pj7VpuqMGl

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Join us or die.

[HelloGreedo @HelloGreedo]

🚨🚨 IF U DONT SUPPORT VADER 2020 U CAN KISS MY A$$ I SUPPORT THE EMPIRE & STORMTROOPERS & OUR EMPEROR IF U DONT SUPPORT VADER & EMPEROR U CAN UNFOLLOW BC IM NUMBER 1 PATRIOT FOR VADER🚨LIKE IF U AGREE IGNORE IF UR NOT PATRIOT🚨99% OF PPL ARE SCARED TO SHARE THIS R U BRAVE?! 🚨🚨

[Anakin's Lightsaber @skywalker_saber]

It's written down so it must be true. 😂😂😂

#StarWars

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

May you live on in the force @grantimahara

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

A certain someone tried to put me in a retirement home. I didn't let her. I told her I could still rule the Galaxy, despite my advanced dark-side dementia.

[Chewbacca @ChewieRoars]

Ff-foooooaarrh aaabbgw-ffooobbgooa bbbaaakkhooa aaabbgw-ff gggooammmwhmmoookkhooawwh mmmooooo-offf? Aao'wkk rrhwhmmaaawwhkkwhaaobbgggfh

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Now that I think about it, Vader and I have a lot in common: Both are sons turned out to be miserable failures.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Rey told me that out of all the old guys she's met, I'm the worst. I don't see how that's true considering my competition is:

-A divorced dead guy.
-A guy who fucked off to an island and became sad and alone.
-A guy who hung around ravers for 30 years at Space-Coachella.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

I hope your Sithmas is as painful and insufferable as mine.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

I bet Rey is spending Sithmas with that loser boyfriend of hers. Don't understand what she sees in that guy. Dude needs a shower and a haircut. Clearly he takes his cleaning habits from Han Solo.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

I got Rey several dead porgs for Sithmas. She didn't appreciate the gift.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

I don't understand Rey's generation. Kids these days. You can't even call it the dark side of the force anymore, it's either th "good vibes" or the "bad vibes."

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Rey told me "Okay Boomer." So disrespectful.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

@WilySnowPena It's treason then.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Who is the coolest Palpatine?

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Okay, which of you Stormtroopers bought a 23andMe? I swear I don't have some kid or something (still pissed Vader started those rumors). I'm strong in the dark side, and my pull out game is stronger... some say it's... unnatural.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

Join the Sith, we don't have admissions scandals like the Jedi.

[The Emperor @emperorposts]

@WilySnowPena Lies. Deception.