fat cullen isn’t real

he/him

[mon @ClTYOFMON]

Heavily rooting for the Knicks btw solely bc them winning the year mamdani gets elected will def convert people to socialism

[hani @crucifynisis]

im not buying premium elon suck my dick

[lleh @ouchmyboob]

who else got horny???

[Sophia A. Nelson @IAmSophiaNelson]

DEI for white boys.

[THE T'Challa Stan @TChalla_1966]

Going from almost being the star of two Avengers films to working with Ben Shapiro. Unheard of levels of washed

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

There is a SNIPER on campus at Utah Valley University.

UCF transfer Tyler Hendricks is shooting 50.7% from beyond the arc this season for the Wolverines. Utah Valley takes on Tarleton State tomorrow night.

[ambrosia 𓄧 @S1LNTHLL]

someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie

[nick @lovechazelle]

this massive nothing burger

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

It’s funny to see some stressing about historical accuracy in THE ODYSSEY, a story that features a Cyclops

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

shooting a gun in the air to get everyone's attention then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully

[Comrade Cat ⚔️🔮🛸🇵🇸 @CatJova]

The worst thing about Kirk dying is having to find out this woman exists

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

This would kick ass in a Hummer

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the fall of Rome” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest

My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

John Madden! John Madden!

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

This is like the final scene of Dark Knight Rises

[pakejanek @pakejanek]

if any zoomer watches seven samurai because of this it will have been worth it

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

The Rizzler has been cast as young Gay Joe Russo in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

(via: Deadline)

[clark @m4noftomorrow]

Five years since the best teaser of all time!!!