Emily Fouts

life update: still a mess

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

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Idk why women keep saying we don’t want flowers……… I want flowers 😅

[Emily Fouts @empowwww]

Not everyone is going to understand your choices. Thank goodness they aren’t their choices to make.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Now Serving: Joseline’s Cabaret Texas & Baddies @AyeitsTeaTime]

If I learned anything during the pandemic it’s that most people have really pretty eyes. It’s the nose and the mouth that can make or break a person.

[Emily Fouts @empowwww]

Why did I sleep on Ingrid Andress…?

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There’s not much I’ve learned, but one thing I’ve learned in 28 years… you will never never regret telling someone you love them.

[Emily Fouts @empowwww]

I’ve recently lost maybe 10 pounds… due to stress. I just had someone comment on my weight saying how great I looked. “Honey, you look perfect.” And it made me feel like absolute shit. Let’s maybe not comment on people’s weight?

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My first paycheck after my big girl promotion dropped today and I… 😳😅

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

Hire the number of people required to do the work

[Emily Fouts @empowwww]

I’ve got a record of getting through 100% of my bad days so far. Hoping to keep the streak 🤞🏼

[Emily Fouts @empowwww]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Emily Fouts @empowwww]

****9 months

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Why is the term “boy mom” soooo cringed to me 😬

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When someone thinks Labor Day is Memorial Day 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

[Emily Fouts @empowwww]

Someone posted about the 18-25 year old age range and I was like okay that’s me…. Wait wait wait… that’s not me. Turning 28 in December.

[Emily Fouts @empowwww]

The best thing about @taylorswift13’s Folklore album is that every time I listen to it I find a new favorite song