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“my johnnys keep going off”

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“extra lube? that’s what i need”

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“you can have an airpod if you’re gonna listen to tikki tikki phonk”

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“enemy fart box online”

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“what you doing playing with fart box”

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“when i used to be a horndog”

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“i’m going for a bash”

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“this knocker fella seems to be popular”

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“no i’ve thrown my steak in the water, primal”

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“the knocker hasn’t even fucking knocked”

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“i’ve come home and the fucking knockers in my bed”

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“you’re just a horndog”

[🧟‍♂️ @emptiedtheclip]

“i don’t wanna go turkey road”

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“is this luke bennet?”

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“i’m gonna go on that gastric band”

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“the shag shack”

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“hold fort on that bench”

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“are you mad cuz, noooo”

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“is he the one who fucked the turkey”

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“i can taste the receipt in my throat”