🤪

Think carefully before sending me a DM.

[🤪 @emptito_]

White wine is so annoying. Really just beer that’s gained good PR because it’s grapes and not grains.

Raggedy stuff.

[... @Sxmto_]

The 3millionfication of rent in Lagos.

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

Pregnancy cravings

[Νατε @olobzjr]

playing mad over you at a shrine

hope say the Gods no go misunderstand 🙂‍↔️

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

I don’t like being on my period.

[𝓐𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓱 @_amma_aliyu]

So we plenty way been craze before 😂

[AYOOLA🖤 @Banger_Bouy]

What is this ?😭

[𝒶𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑒 ♡ 𐙚 @Aaliyah_Lillli]

anyone who knows me & have heard me spoken before knows i and bambam are very much similar.

once called someone and they were convinced it was her on the phone. 💀

for 50,000 naira only, i can teach you.

you would be basking in femininity by the time i’m done with you.

dm.

[thethiny 🐰🍉 @thethiny]

@celinedionysus_ Bro said

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The lion don smoke wetin no good.

[Trium4ant @__khalid101]

Up yellow 💛💛

[Martin Nwofia @Maartynn_]

@KasidyO7 Teach them, Obata Gordon

[Shetemi the Daddy’s girl🙂‍↔️ @Shetemii]

A level of execution is required either ways ❤️

[The law📖🤚🏿 @_spicychoco_]

Once your 99days don complete nothing wey you fit do.😂

[🤪 @emptito_]

The mariachi peppers are taking me OUT.

[Moonlight🌙🤍 @Precioustumii]

Cause what kind of editing is this fgs😭

[✨🦋Jasmine 🦋✨ @backthatJassup]

Wait why did she take its panties off???????

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐞 @chiamakaafc]

Did I just hear “Can you help us go to the jakonde because you’re closer to him?

So Customer will help you and go and take your rider to the hospital. It’s not the customers fault, as unfortunate as it sounds. Refund the customer or send the order instead of doing mumu video. Poor rider, I wish him speedy recovery.

[kriminal🥷 @Asmattaoffact]

@ezichiology and the placard pass 1k as e dey be now na she dey owe headies

[Dotun A. @dotunonamission]

Jesus!!!

[Teeee @symplytheo]

Good morning @MTNNG, I’ve just sent a meeting link to your DM. Please assign someone from your team to join and listen in, then summarize the meeting for me afterward, since you keep sending me in and out of the meeting.

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Doctor: “You have kidney stones”

Me: