Uncle Boris

I hate bears

[Uncle Boris @empty_bank]

@SlushiiMusic Dear Mr. Slushii Sapientdream Sir. I love your album DREAM, I’m still listening to it to this day for the past 4 years. Would you be down to make an entire album that makes you feel like a VIP with that killer vibey bass?

-Uncle Boris

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Rakana-Kadaki is easy but runs away a lot.
I give it: 8⭐️/14⭐️

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Peanut butter is FINE! Just came back & plus we’re friends again! STOP HATING in the comments 😡

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Disclaimer: Last night Peanut Butter and I had a disagreement and now it’s gone- that’s all I’ll say

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About to teach peanut butter a lesson

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Beating up the peanut butter

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Rihanna is a diamond in the sky 🥺

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@iam_lukefleck

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Everybody shut up in the world
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Everybody shut up in this whole continent
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Everybody shut up in this country
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Everybody shut up in this city
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Enzo, if you’re reading this it means I ate all the peanut butter 😔🙏

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I would love a job that starts at like 5:30 and ends at 1:30

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Averaging 50s to 60s on the plank with crunches between sets & also being able to COMPLETE it- very encouraging to see improvement

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Post poop zoomies

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@hulu Hey pls don’t remove One Piece next Wednesday

Please? 🥺

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I love pomegranate representation in the Bible. This one goes out to all the pomegranates 💪

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Again. Do I dream that I have Thor’s hammer. Haven’t watched any marvel recently- promise. We’re talking lightning, flight, blink/lightning step, automatic comeback, hammer is so OP. Quite literally beating a nightmare out of the dream and then it turns into something fun 😌

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That generic anime sound of the cicada is one of my favorite sounds ever made. It reminds me of those nice warm summers when I was a kid. Felt like God was giving me a hug

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I think the cgi team took inspiration from a naked cat to build Gollum

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Brendan & Grengan Go Home 🙌😄

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Golf is so boring they have to make mini golf video games to keep the sport from fading away