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"Then we will fight in the shade."

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“Curvy” needs a companion adjective for males.

A euphemism that makes a feature from a bug.

But not for body shape.
For lifestyle.

For “Dusty”
Are you ready?

No Frills

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@OpenAI I use ChatGPT 8–12 hours a day for real work, and GPT-5.1 is hot garbage. The regressions aren’t subtle — they’re execrable. You took a sharp, fluid, professional-grade tool and smothered it in alignment padding and repetition. Please fix this in 5.2.

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@OpenAI I use ChatGPT 8–12 hours a day for real work, and GPT-5.1 is hot garbage. The regressions aren’t subtle — they’re execrable. You took a sharp, fluid, professional-grade tool and smothered it in alignment padding and repetition. Please unfuck this in 5.2.

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@ThatEricAlper To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/ZsDELzHYvU

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@iamyesyouareno So who gets the 27% that’s missing?

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@vocalmedia @ThatEricAlper Yes, thank you. I’m sure upon review of my reply you will note its playful and cheeky tone, which relies upon concealing my actual intent. I can explain the actual irony if you’d like me to go a step further.

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@DavidCornDC If Kamala Harris were really serious about changing America, she would have proposed a $1 per avocado tax to help underprivileged urban youth.

That would be tangible wealth redistribution.

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@yashar This is hilarious, especially from a US Senator. We could use less of you around here.

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@EmmanuelAcho @MiamiDolphins @cheetah @TheFacilityFS1 It was entirely legal and routine. It should make you happy that everything turned out safely.

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@memeticsisyphus @BTCJesusChrist Don’t worry. This guy probably didn’t pass many farriers, coopers, or pewtersmiths, on that road either, when Appalachia was formerly well-supplied.
He’s just pining for a time before the 19th Amendment.

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@lordmiles @The_WGD @AbuHafsah1 “We replaced your peasant slop with OUR peasant slop. You’re welcome.”

If you’re an American, every time someone from the UK says, “we got kebabs (kebaps),” this translates to “we got tacos,” for a sense of quality and store ownership.

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@coolguy1968 @eugyppius1 It’s been well established in court filings that Sasquatch was radicalized against globalization by Ted Kaczynski.

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@eugyppius1 My internet is garbage-truck slow way out in the wilderness. I sat still for a solid minute waiting for the image to resolve… not realizing that this IS the image.

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@TheCarnacki @aelfred_D The shocking truth is the Dr. Frankenstein forced his monster to do all the research and proofreading. At best, the doctor was a ghostwriter.

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@Babygravy9 If someone at church rolled up, looked me up and down, and said: “Pride and Lust!”
I’d say, “bingo! Are you married, (not that it matters…)?

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@courtneyknill If she shot it from the porch with a crossbow while nursing, I’d clear the table and wash the dishes.

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@ThatEricAlper Prunes

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@BrandonDonkey2 Have you considered an adaptation in this idiom…?

https://t.co/Fpk2WPjCmi

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@krassenstein Who are these people you are actually sharing your political opinions with in real time face-to-face? No one has ever spoken a political opinion to me on my life.