if i had a nickel for every time a guy with great hair and blue eyes named patrick played a cocky doctor on tv who is married to a woman whose name starts with A and who immediately forms a connection with a blonde female coworker on her first day there, i’d have two nickels.
i’m never moving on i need to give him the sloppiest messiest head and choke on him until i become as blue as the chewing gum girl from charlie and the chocolate factory