Matt Parker

Words for @GuitarWorld / @MusicRadar/ @ElectronicMagUK / @ProgMagazineUK / @TotalGuitar. Run @CreativeMoneyUK.

Views own/stolen and re-worded.

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

@Poppy_Corbett Grew up in near here. It’s very nice. Great for bluebells. https://t.co/Un155GEFEp

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

Subscriptions >>> https://t.co/Isc83nX0Ve

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

Editors: Commission Emma's golden words.

[Light in the Attic @lightintheattic]

is this relatable or am i stupid

[Music Venue Trust @musicvenuetrust]

MVT STATEMENT ON THE NIGHT & DAY,
The refusal by @ManCityCouncil to overturn the Noise Abatement Notice issued to the iconic music venue @nightanddaycafe presents a very simple, clear, understandable and practical example for the UK's music community.

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

@devilmatt Polpo in Soho is ace (though it’s been a while) and Angela Hartnett’s Mayfair place Murano is swanky but super warm/friendly service.

[Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods]

Prince outside a greenhouse. Mad as fuck.

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

@LailahODonnell

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

@nayfun_evans ERR... https://t.co/MinBv6Z8gF

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

@alphamaleTparty @TotalGuitar No problem. The situation totally sucks. Really sorry to hear about it.

[Total Guitar @TotalGuitar]

UK math-rockers Alpha Male Tea Party appeal for help following huge gear theft https://t.co/I6cCKIThS4

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

Superb.

[Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 @marcrileydj]

BRILLIANT!! Pissing my pants at this! 😄😄😄😄👊💥👍🏻

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

@KatieParsons You have raised them right.

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

Keep watching this moment, when Starmer dubs the makeshift cabinet 'the charge of the lightweight brigade'. You can actually see their wordless realisation that they are done for – suddenly and finally – set in. https://t.co/Nw9PE3xsSJ

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

@Talitatwoshoes @GregoryPorter @CBeebiesHQ My wife, Jess, directed his first one for CBeebies, Moon River, which is also lovely. And so is the Winter Wonderland one, though not quite the season for it right now…

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdKZgwU

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

Well, this is a lot of fun...

https://t.co/lLhbIAIY39

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

@albinOOtter264 SWISH.

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

My process: Create newsletter. Proof newsletter 16 times. Send. Open newsletter and spot bizarre typo in the first line.

[Matt Parker @emptyparker]

What are these switches for on Putin's manhood table? I'm thinking filter and waveform selections.