Zoflot

still don’t know why

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That one quote tweet was just a fun tidbit. I do not post entertaining things, please don’t perceive me. You will be disappointed

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Kinda love an airport bc time doesn’t exist here. I don’t know what day it is or when I last slept. I’m just scrolling for hours

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Women’s ponytail hats for your man with long hair 13/10

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@carriongirlie It’s not even my damn dog and she’s making it the whole household’s problem

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Life is crazy man. One second you’re playing slay the spire 2 and the next you’re delivering a calf

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@carriongirlie More gay less man

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@emptybrick @Pamela_Vista Freezing is cold, but it’s not like that cold. 32% hot is correct

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@carriongirlie Seeing your tweets about this man makes my day worse

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@carriongirlie This is a humiliation ritual

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@emptybrick You’re technically still in a school and could drop out

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@emptybrick @IJBOLpresident The way they’re talking about a cervical biopsy is killing me

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@boofpegasus I had a professor who did that and I swear it added years to my life 🥹

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I gave up on changing into my scrubs and just started wearing sweats and a jacket over them to walk into the hospital.

It’s fine until you have two drawstrings to undo in order to go to the bathroom urgently

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Yoonchae could pull off a potato sack and manic panic hair dye, but why aren’t we toning that blonde regularly?? All these resources and she’s brassy and dry

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If you’ve ever told anyone your slightly outlandish dream and they always respond with “you’ll never make money doing that.” Just know they say the same thing to DOCTORS about certain specialties.

You’ll never make them happy because they are just miserable people.

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@turbomander How feel about @carriongirlie ‘s man

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I was so nervous for the first day of clinicals that my upper back was like a goddamn washboard. I took a double dose of muscle relaxers and the RELIEF. I think I released generations of muscle tensions

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@carriongirlie @emptybrick Edward Cullen type ass

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@emptybrick @Lush_Beauty1 These are technically from a cow but the type of stone is universally common

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I started watching The Pitt with mom in the middle of season 2. I have 0 idea what’s happening but it’s literally amazing