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Tweets are off the domeski

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I heard from a book somewhere if you’re the most talented person in the room you need to find a new room

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Real friends keep sending you memes even if you don’t react to them

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I really got 2-4 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with

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“Ur password is weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

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When you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

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Phone so dry I flinch when that mf vibrate

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@P4RISHILTONS @__caels @LilDicc_ @tinapunk @otgyana Nah fr she dead fishing for them profile clicks 💀💀

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I mean to say tall😂

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I feel uncomfortable around y’all people… what if they lick my head

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Phone so dry I’m starting to think I’m the mf everyone said they was gonna cut off in 2022

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My parents tell me “ENJOY YOUR YOUTH” and then get mad when I come home late

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Life is like a helicopter

I don’t know how to operate a helicopter

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them and watch my phone ring

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Every person who uses the caption “chapter… and their age” has never read one chapter of a book since they left high school

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I have both a positive and negative attitude. It depends on the people and what they deserve.

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Bipolar bitches will cut you off and be mad because they miss you lol

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Me in the shower wondering if he really likes me

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Me at home where I can be ugly in peace

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I’m fine with being alone
It’s the horny part that bothers me

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My problem is I HEAR what you SAYING, but I SEE how you MOVING

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off