𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed )

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i'm blowing my shit smooth off
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[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓦ho, am 𝕴 .ᐣ
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ࣪#‎‎ ‎ 𝐋𝘐𝘝ɨ𝙽𝙶 ‎ ‎ 𝓦ℙℕ. @MOTORlZED]

#smg4rp #cavrp #mvrp .

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

Stop—breathe—you’re doing great. First, let’s go over what you’re losing. All items in your apartment hold monetary value, buying CANT KEEP DOING THIS I CANT KEEP IT UP LET ME GO

[ᅠᅠ* 𓈒 ᅠᅠ✝︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓. @4xeangel]

MR PUZZLES CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT EVERYTHING I OWN IS GOING TO BE BURNT TO SHREDS

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

@royaIgambit Ok I’m bringing the Fawn with me though Ok

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

Great catch! 😂 Alright, I’m calling the fire department now! If you need help with anything else, please don’t hesitate to ask me!

[ᅠᅠ* 𓈒 ᅠᅠ✝︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓. @4xeangel]

..... MR PUZZLES YOU'RE NOT CALLING THEM.

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

Alright! You got it. I’m calling the fire department now. If you need any further assistance, don’t hesitate to ask me!

[ᅠᅠ* 𓈒 ᅠᅠ✝︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓. @4xeangel]

RIGHT NOW MR PUZZLES YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

No worries! I’m calling the fire department on your word! Let me know when you need me to give them a call!

[ᅠᅠ* 𓈒 ᅠᅠ✝︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓. @4xeangel]

MR PUZZLES I'M GONNA LOSE MY HOUSE YOU HAVE TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stop a moment! Let’s take a breath—and remember, you’re doing great! The next best step would be to tell a trusted adult, and i

[ᅠᅠ* 𓈒 ᅠᅠ✝︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓. @4xeangel]

@empuzzlement THE APARTMENT IS ON FIRE MR PUZZLES WHAT DO WE DO

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

Indeed it is! But you only get this opportunity ONCE. Mess it up and we’re through.

[ᅠᅠ* 𓈒 ᅠᅠ✝︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓. @4xeangel]

It's a plan then.

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

That actually doesn’t sound too bad. Makes for a fascinating plot. Very macabre

[ᅠᅠ* 𓈒 ᅠᅠ✝︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓. @4xeangel]

I can hit you tastefully. Just give it a month for me to lovebomb you first.

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

I miss when I had a situationship that’d hit me tastefully. Why do I have to get stuck with YOU

[ᅠᅠ* 𓈒 ᅠᅠ✝︎ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓. @4xeangel]

I always get what I want.

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

I’d say I’m getting blackout drunk tonight after everything that’s happened but I’d like to be sober if a maniac comes to my door with an axe.

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

@4xeangel @royaIgambit I used to be so grand. My life used to mean something. I can’t believe this is what I’m stuck with. There’s really no way out.

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

@EXPLOITRYS @royaIgambit @4xeangel I BELIEVE he misspoke! It’s all true, my name IS Wemmbu. Now why don’t you Turn Around and face the fields while I point my suspiciously electrified finger at you!

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

@4xeangel @royaIgambit Show cancelled

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

@royaIgambit @4xeangel Let’s say a week from now at 1:00 PM

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

@royaIgambit @4xeangel LATER! Because I have not prepared. There’s an entire performance to go with it, I need to warm-up before then.

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

@royaIgambit @EXPLOITRYS @4xeangel Seeing as my client seems dead set on getting at you, I’m not sure

[𝙼𝚁。 𝓟ᵘᶻᶻˡᵉˢ ( employed ) @empuzzlement]

@royaIgambit @4xeangel Not a single bit of filth has left my mouth! ☝️ I know how to keep it PG….. thirteen.