Casey

The lord is on my side; I will not fear. What can man do to me?

[Casey @empyreakin]

*talking to aliens*
Me: on my planet we roll pizza up so you can fit the whole thing in your mouth
Aliens: *just freaking lose it*

[But With Raptors @ButWitRaptors]

Marriage Story (2019) but with a Velociraptor

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze]

Grief by German painter Oskar Zwintscher, 1898

[nathan @heyitsnater]

Matthew 5:44? Anyone?

[relatable @byreIatable]

This dogs tail is more talented than I will ever be

[Casey @empyreakin]

@HeyItsNater Idk but the Nasonex bee was definitely on something

[angry star wars dad @Tanguman3]

If I drank a 6 pack of @MichelobULTRA I’d probably hydrated before buzzed

[duo @duolingous]

So my mom said she can take us to area 51 or pick us up, but she's not doing both.

[Casey @empyreakin]

@Forest_strick @ralenethepage @llisonthedancer @kevinhorton23 @DanielleDeBell7 @lttnmac9615 No doubt

[This Wild Life @thiswildlife]

Discussing playing an old song off Heart Flip, RETWEET if you think we should play Pink Tie!
Tickets available at: https://t.co/GbmSNBg04o

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

Bartender: I’m cutting you off. only water from now on

Jesus: [sarcastically] oh no

[Casey @empyreakin]

@samiwan_kenobi R.I.P. for the shirt though

[Dain Ramirez @DRPanda88]

Hey guys/gals, please if this gets 10 RTs @Tanguman3 promised that he would post a tweet of his bare butt. Please help...thanks

[Casey @empyreakin]

@Tanguman3 Nice

[Casey @empyreakin]

@jdawg_ukulele5 This is gold

[Casey @empyreakin]

@kevinhorton23 Love you bud

[Casey @empyreakin]

@aitanagabriella @HeyItsNater @Tanguman3 Maybe you were thinking of Courage the Cowardly Dog

[Casey @empyreakin]

*At the DMV*
Lady: Please take out those novelty teeth and ridiculous glasses for your picture
Me: *sighs* Fine
Lady: Same with you sir
Nearsighted Vampire (next in line): Oh come on

[Casey @empyreakin]

@Tanguman3 @HeyItsNater Nice