Emily Evans

She/her. Geekly nerd. Mississippi mom and foxhunter. Also emraevans on Instagram and Mintandcheese on Steam.

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Okay, @VivintHome, how do I convince my motion detector to chill out, at least for a minute? Because I don't need pop up messages every ten seconds to let me know the dogs are playing on the porch, or that my own fat ass is gardening.

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HORSE HOUSE
BEST HOUSE

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@CarloRossi I understand that there's some supply chain issues in getting the big jugs that I love so much... I'm happy to bring mine in for refills if you figured out how to make that a thing at my local liquor store 😝

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me appeal it?! Sudden suspicious behavior should result in me being notified so I can change my security settings, not suspending me and labeling me abusive??? I've got Christmas gifts en route that I can't track now!

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@eBay I'm pretty ticked, I'm basically your ideal buyer, never do returns, never leave negative feedback, only had one conflict with an unshipped item once that was resolved by you ages ago, and my account is suspended for abusive behavior and you won't tell me what it is or let

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I've gone harf Facebook and Instagram lately, mostly because of horse and leatherworking groups (y'all I leatherwork now) and idk what to do with myself not being able to look at things.
So hi Twitter. I made this. It's an English saddle bag.

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@apocrypals Which one was the episode with poor beleaguered Festivus in it? I want to recommend it to someone. Probably my FAVORITE episode.

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@Sayla_Vie Will and Grace, at least the first that I wasn't too dense to understand 😅

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@TimLanning Our Tractor Supply has had to post a warning over their horse dewormers that they are NOT safe for human consumption 🙄

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@DruidcraftDsign @ArgoOmega Is it... A ball?!

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@StarlitFirefly I haven't been into anime in a number of years, but I think I'd actually wear that!

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@nhgrown @skinnyd0gs Oh lord, I didn't know where this was going when I started, but I cried. Bless her and people like her!

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@ScienceMadame Man, I'm trying to reply with a link but it's not going. They're BCG from academy sports. It's just enough to keep the girls from climbing out the bottom and not sitting on my abdomen. They don't hurt, and I dont have a problem with bounce while riding.

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@ScienceMadame I only want sports bras. The girls, 36DD, aren't perky these days, so they don't fill out a lightly lined regular bra correctly, and if I go without, I can't stand how they feel drooping on my abdomen. Plus when I was pregnant I got super oversensitive to wires. Squish away plz!

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@HorseLoverZ are u ok

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@tamagotchimilf @YourDarlingSon Who even does a room with just one bedstand anyway? Honey, did he REJECT the other one? I'm sure he'd be happy to have his own drawer for that KY.

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@srimongka Yesssss

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@MaraWilson I've been repeatedly asked if I was going to get my (insanely cute) baby boy into modeling. But a) I don't have the spoons, and b) there's way too many stories out there about how fucked up the business is and I really don't want him pulled into it.

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@dressagefailure Man, I would kill for any tack shop that carried something English 😭 We have a smattering of stores that carry exclusively western gear.