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[emrayo @emrayo]

Today was a loooong day … I got home, and Netflix canceled all of its good shows!

[emrayo @emrayo]

It’s not fair! Girls get everything first! Y’know, except rights …

[emrayo @emrayo]

The dark grip of school is but one day away …

[emrayo @emrayo]

How I’m planning to begin @hepcatrayo’s eulogy: “He died how he lived ... being a butthole”

[emrayo @emrayo]

“I’m a teenager ... hunh ... I like drugs”

[emrayo @emrayo]

Quitting ... it’s like trying, but easier

[emrayo @emrayo]

First day of in-person school! @MsThornburg, I got in safe! Like any good cowboy, @hepcatrayo and I started the day by driving off into the ... sunrise!!!

[emrayo @emrayo]

I think that there is at least one girl in the world that will find me (and my incessant talking) cute ... I will find that girl!!!

[emrayo @emrayo]

That’s the last time I went to McDonald’s. Except for in Paris. Paris doesn’t count. It was an act of sheer desperation.

[emrayo @emrayo]

I don’t care about my ancestors. They can suck a lemon! (said while having do an ancestry project for school)

[Karine Jean-Pierre @K_JeanPierre]

WEAR A MASK.

[emrayo @emrayo]

@MaxKennerly Happy Birthday, Zayla! My dad, brother and I just celebrated our neighbor’s and my birthday with this song on Saturday. Let’s make it for all of our birthdays! Here ye, here ye!!! https://t.co/cqYH4Us4hV

[emrayo @emrayo]

Soccer is so boring to me ... it’s just kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt ...

[emrayo @emrayo]

Know what I like about spending the night on a plane? The pasta!!!

[emrayo @emrayo]

A scene from my Papa growing up (he grew up on the farm):

“Grab your pitchfork - we gotta kill a cheetah”

[Sarah @MsThornburg]

When you are raising a kid in the city you need to be mentally prepared for the call “mom, I think I got on the wrong bus...I think I see a fraternity...I may be close to campus.” #urbanparenting #cota #cbus 😲

[Mary Jo Kilroy @MaryJoKilroy]

OH-12 voters, you can vote today at the county board of elections from 1 p.m to 5 p.m today! In Franklin County, that's at 1700 Morse Rd. Vote for @dannyoconnor1 . Vote for accountability. Pass it on.

[emrayo @emrayo]

Hey @hrayo, I have a magic trick for you. First, I’ll hold this napkin up, then you put your face in it...

[emrayo @emrayo]

So, I’m giving @hrayo a bear massage, and BOOM BOOM I mauled him!

[emrayo @emrayo]

@hepcatrayo, you know you shouldn't curse around me ... you could've said crap, or balls, or frick ... but not the real words!!