emily

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[mr locke sportello @BenShh1]

it’s funny to not know whether this is about a deadly virus or an NFL coach having an affair

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Stop talking about Will Campbell.

The Dow is over 50k right now. The Nasdaq smashing records. Focus on that.

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

“ICE is being disproportionately sent to blue states even tho red states have higher undocumented immigrant populations and higher crime rates in order to intimidate voters and extort local officials to surrendering their voter information in order to rig future elections”

[BiG RuBE 💤💤😴 @big_rube1220]

Bieniemy's first day back in the facility :

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

me to brett

[Joe Patrice @JosephPatrice]

Honestly amazing how every illegal immigrant is simultaneously a destitute ward of the state AND fully approved for 30 year mortgages and soaking up all the quarter million dollar housing stock.

[emily @emrensss]

@chiefschicktx You’d think michael vick fans would understand our excitement

[maha @mahaaaay]

to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

me at fourteen for some reason

[reb @rebmasel]

just had the best sandwich for lunc-

“gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”

[EerRational @EerRational]

Get me to God’s country

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Whenever a man tells me not to cut my hair he’s a misogynist and whenever a man encourages me to cut my hair he’s plotting on my downfall. I’m surrounded by Judases and Brutuses. I must only look within. The path ahead will reveal itself to me through quiet reflection and prayer

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[brooke @conradfshr]

“trump has signed an executive order to-

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

#MLKDay

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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