e.m. evans

wife, mother, marketer, musician, writer, butcher, baker, candlestick maker.

[Mary Harrington @moveincircles]

I'm not at all worried about AI replacing me as a writer, but I do worry about what it's doing to readers

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

Help I can't stop eating the Tru Fru raspberries

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

They picked a new Pope in under 24 hours and it takes a series b company two months of interviews to disqualify you from a job where the main function is sending emails. LOL OK.

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

My mom and I were in the car the other day. I said, "those new Hyundais are cosplaying as Land Rovers."

She said, "you can buy them on Amazon now."

We really got Temu ahh Land Rovers before we got GTA 6.

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

This is my Roman Empire

[Nathan @muglerize]

marnie singing her—for a lack of a better word—unique cover of kanye west’s “stronger” while wearing a rag & bone dress in the second season of HBO’s ‘girls, episode 9: on all fours’

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

@WillManidis It's fascinating that the aesthetic reaction to this has been the proliferation of "cottage core," "old money stylr" etc. but the way it's done is just the same slop with extra steps. All just feeding the algorithm.

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

@camelia_mfa SO ACCURATE, this scenario alone would make for a much better modern reboot than "I Couldn't Help But Wonder" or whatever that HBO slop is called

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

@wolf_of_h1gh_st @veganlobotomy No it is not

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

Everyone wants to talk about how Miss Rachel is a miracle for keeping baby occupied, I reject that and offer this solution instead:

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

@camelia_mfa 👀

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

I'm from Philly so "AI" will always be "Allen Iverson" first.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

its insane to me how many people wear a oura/whoop/etc and unconsciously let their scores tell them how their body should feel.

you are outsourcing your soul to an rng. we have become so alienated from ourselves that we can't even tell if we are sick without a screen.

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

Incredible.

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

I will be Adriannamaxxing in 2025

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

They're practicing the same cool girl frivolity that I do when purchasing a little beverage during a grocery shop

[zach @swe_zach]

USA about to buy Greenland…

You can just do things

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

After YEARS of poking fun at the "gotta get the eggs and milk" people before a snow, we're snowed-in, I'm in desperate need of a hot chocolate, and you will never guess what we don't have in the house...

[e.m. evans @emricchini]

@camelia_mfa I’m like this but with just constantly having spit-up in my hair