Emily Michelle

don’t be rude

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Someone dressed up as Ms Ungermeyer for Halloween 😭

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

Hey @DavidBakhtiari - Is pitch perfect 2 your Roman Empire? I gotta know how often you think about that.

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

@newheightshow I always knew I loved the Kelce brothers, but then they made me realize how hard it is to explain something when you’ve known how to do it for so much of your life. It’s like explaining how to walk, like you just do it ? 😂

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

But also #teamtiff

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

ICYMI: Tiff was the original actor that played Gibby in iCarly!

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

@bravobetchh This looks exactly like it could be a screenshot of Faye from love island season 7??

[Halifax_Police @HfxRegPolice]

We have had a few questions about reporting animals in distress & for clarification, we have delated the old tread & reposted with the most up-to-date information. Please don’t leave your pets unattended in a vehicle on warm days. If you see a pet in immediate distress, call 911.

[Matthew Freedman @MattFtheOracle]

BREAKING: Former Packers WR Jordy Nelson plans to come out of retirement and sign with the NY Jets, probably.

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

People will wait for a whistle at a hockey game, but be stomping around during a person’s presentation. Sit your ass down and put your phone on silent, Brenda.

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

@jtrain56 I had to read this 12 times

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

Is the TikTok you sent me really funny if I don’t forward it to my husband?

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

Isolating for COVID would be the ideal scenario to try self tanner for the first time because if it goes horribly wrong then no one needs to know

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

I can’t sleep so I went on LinkedIn to look at job ads… not because I am looking for a job but because I like to check for grammar and spelling to judge to organizations… I am so old and cranky wtf

[Katie Perry @katieeperry]

How about this for a cross-generational collab

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

If you don’t think @kevinjonas would be hot as hell with a mullet then you are wrong 🫠

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

#JUSTICEFORSHAYNE

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

Petition to get @JenBotterill more than 3 outfits. @CBC Olympians deserve better. #hockeynightincanada

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

@NSspiritCo So bummed. I bought my 12 pack of Blue Lobsters for game day tomorrow and my fav kind isn’t even in it 😭 I got 8 sour cherry lime and no blueberry lemon 😅

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

Candle subscription service would be elite if no one is doing it

[Emily Michelle @emriepert]

Okay I was fine buying cheaper food for myself, but Gatsby’s tummy is very particular and his dog food went up $35 😭