emma

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

“estás bien?” “si, por?”

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Remember when some dude detonated a sophisticated RV bomb in downtown Nashville next to some very expensive telecomms stuff after warning people to flee and it was out of the news before midnight?

[Molly Percocet @mollypercocet69]

Hey so what the fuck was I saying to my uber last night

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

love how every airport’s tsa is just doing their own thing and if you don’t know their rules you’re that city’s newly appointed jester

[GFP @glutenfreeperc]

Sometimes this is exactly how it feels to be in the TSA line when they’re yelling out the new rules for the day

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

pretty much

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

if I see one more of these cut up pictures i’m gonna lose it

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Talking to anyone who doesn’t keep up with the news about the Epstein files feels like soft launching my descent into psychosis

[🦢 @meishato]

Thankfully, Epstein had Gmail. If he used Outlook we wouldn't have found any of these

[emma @emroko_]

Shut the fuckkkkkkk up

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[Ted Sellers @TedSellers11]

Karen Read watching the weather forecast today

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Merch-the sixth stage of grief.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

tHe mOsT tRaNsPaReNt aDmInIsTrAtIoN iN hIsToRy

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

ITS ALL REDACTED I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Reminder: Work parties are NOT real parties.

[Kayla Haas @kaylahaas]

Hey so I know it’s too late because everyone already ordered their Christmas cards but you don’t need an apostrophe to pluralize your last name. Under any circumstance. Ever.

[emma @emroko_]

Great work boys

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: FBI agents seen kicking the snow in Providence, Rhode Island, looking for clues in the search for the Brown University shooting suspect.

Authorities say they have received hundreds of tips with about "200 actionable tips."

Quite the technique here.