Em

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

3 days off primary school coz of this

[Em @emrose1990]

I've lived here nearly 4 years and have plenty of friends with kids and did not know this 😱 Like, no shared dining space for everyone?? Nowhere to buy food from???

[Em @emrose1990]

One downside of breaking up with an outstanding cook is I'm now back to eggs on toast for dinner. The upswing is I have a waist again and can run faster

[Em @emrose1990]

@alexnott Yahooooo!!! 😍🥰

[Em @emrose1990]

Yeah I reconciled it that way after overthinking it for a while

[Em @emrose1990]

Solo trippin is great until you have to rely on a precariously balanced phone set with a 10s timer to take pics of yourself and in the end settle for a pic of your reflection

[Em @emrose1990]

As true today as it was back then. Big Nic, you've earned it. Go well and enjoy your retirement @NicolaSturgeon

[Em @emrose1990]

First Jacinda and now Big Nic @NicolaSturgeon. I cannae take it

[Em @emrose1990]

A 6.1 quake same week as a cyclone. Why not eh. Mt Taranaki is due an eruption so throw that in the mix too, may as well

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

The greatest story ever told

[Em @emrose1990]

A lot of people I know in NZ think I'm gay cause they've only known me to be with Em, which is fine. But it's been very weird to come out all over again as bisexual, acquaintances being like "oh heeeey my brother saw you on tinder...is that right??"

[Em @emrose1990]

Offering to send my ex good pics I have of her for her new tinder profile is very 2023

[Em @emrose1990]

Aye good call, will put my armbands away

[Em @emrose1990]

Can't wait for the fatboy slim pool party at Auckland domain

[Em @emrose1990]

@Jenkins76 Damn how did I not think of that

[Em @emrose1990]

"So, just don’t ask. Because by doing so, it sort of implies that my life as it is now isn’t quite enough."

I'm bookmarking this to send to every person who asks me when I'm having kids. https://t.co/WQ4YxTecjL

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Please don't bother anyone in New Zealand right now, we're going through a lot today

[Em @emrose1990]

@alexnott Case in point, she just text me this 😂 she knows I'm back to living on eggs and toast

[Em @emrose1990]

Life hack: Go through a breakup just before your birthday, your friends will take pity and make you the most epic birthday cakes 🎂

[Em @emrose1990]

@alexnott Yeah I'm ok, it's sad but was the right decision for us both. We're still pals, I need her to cook for me 😂

[Em @emrose1990]

For the second time in as many weeks, random acquaintances have told me I should freeze my eggs when finding out I'm 33 and childless. Without first asking if I even want kids 🙃

[Em @emrose1990]

@Marahsouris Thank you! 😄 I actually had such a good weekend, was so hyped on sugar haha