shmemily

emotionally inarticulate since ‘99

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Quote tweeting so I can pin this

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Well if it isn’t the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to

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@taylornation13 dear tay nation pls restock the TLOAS cardigan because mine just came in and it doesn’t fit and I’m very sad
:( thank you ily

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is ready for it! Are you? 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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Elphaba: and nobody in all of oz- no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring ME DOWN

Glinda’s nana: is that my fucking hat

[lunden ⸆⸉ @solonglunden]

this is actually so bad… so many ppl are gonna pick this book up cause they love the musical and have no idea what they’re actually in for…

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I went to boxlunch with my mom and she saw a shirt with Doodlebob on it and said “aw cinnamon toast crunch”

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@rhenannon_21 So your stalkers can still stalk you with ease!

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Yeah these 20s are mid.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

christmas just became so easy for the most annoying people in your life

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@_hxrrybxtt I didn’t think I’d need to say that the chicken dance was banned at my wedding, but sure enough it was requested by a guest. Better safe than sorry 🙏🏻

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

If you told me a year ago from today this man would be on stage with her i would’ve laughed in your face

[caitlin berg @caitalopram]

my cat when I close a door

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Picked up my cat from the vet and the girl said “don’t worry she spent all day listening to the new Taylor Swift album” so she was in good hands ig

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@presleymariex About doing the eras tour while majorly depressed??? Giving Barbie movie vibes??? She’s unhinged in the best way

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Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus has the same little piano riff that’s at the end of Champagne Problems

[lau @poemsandsnakes]

if you dont have a DSM5 diagnosis you will not understand this album like i will