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that’s wild

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

me (ghostly pale, bad posture) and who (strong man, color of a beautiful ripe tomato)

[emross @emross98]

was having a great day and then shuffle said absolutely not

[emross @emross98]

I can’t watch Keith Lee food review videos because the way you can hear him chewing every bite makes me want to stick a qtip to far into my ears

[emross @emross98]

@k_e_r97 Fling?????? I don’t think so

[emross @emross98]

all signs are pointing to fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream

[emross @emross98]

@k_e_r97 !!!! Where’s Winnie !!!!!!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[emross @emross98]

@k_e_r97 It’s also very good at answering questions like better than Google tbh

[emross @emross98]

I really would like to get back into snowboarding but I think at this point in my fitness journey if I even did one run down the mountain I would be on bed rest for at least a week

[emross @emross98]

a story in two parts

[pika capital @pikacap]

lmfao

[emross @emross98]

I will simply never be able to afford to go to a Taylor swift concert

[emross @emross98]

@MaryKoCo @chrissyteigen @rachclairexo

[emross @emross98]

I am very grateful to live somewhere that doesn’t have natural disasters often. Sure our air quality was the worst in all of Canada at one point from forest fire smoke but at least things like Fiona and Ian don’t come around

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my thing with houseflies is like I understand that you’re gonna get in and that’s fine but why do you have to be right here right where I also am

[emross @emross98]

ok so I don’t know how to change a file into a pdf I’m with the boomers on that one

[emross @emross98]

i love weddings 🥲

[emross @emross98]

I’ll never call him king. Not even if there’s a fire.

[emross @emross98]

trying to teach my toddler how to talk is exactly like that episode of friends where phoebe tries to teach Joey French

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation