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[taha @KhanStopMe]

life is romantic for those with eyes to see

[Playboi Carmichael @EssieNoPolish]

If you just bought a flight you’re already late and matter fact you missed it and actually it’s cancelled and somehow you’re also deported

[Swamp Witch Advice @SwampAdvice]

Does the tree waste its life if it stands still and feels the sun? Do the newts waste their lives sleeping under the leaves? Your purpose is to be, and you are excelling.

[gill @contactabrother]

Being wine drunk feels like living in a walkable city

[Phy @its_phylicia]

I thought I was a personality hire but turns out they actually think I’m smart & are relying on me :/

[eeeemily @emrusss]

@BlackHatDare this is absolutely INSANE to watch unfold….. lmfao

[Oneohtrix Point sometimes :/ @jobscantfindme]

the thinking man’s zyn

[The Cooter Scooter 🛴 @fitty_d]

This can’t be the same brain that used to understand HTML coding on tumblr

[Imogen Heat @MercuryInVirgo]

Notice how all the bad bitches didn’t get to see the northern lights

[@awejones @awejones]

Gossip? Oh you mean trickle down yaponomics

[sarah @sablaah]

let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

she died doing what she loved, sitting alone in a studio apt on a teams call (camera off, muted)

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Kye @GxldSociety]

me standing in my kitchen not knowing what to cook after they ban TikTok: