Emily Smiley

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[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

Covidia Vape Pen. #mbmbamlive

[GLAAD @glaad]

The @WhiteHouse website contact form now asks for your pronouns.

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

Anyone else peeved that Garth Brooks ran around without a mask, shaking hands, hugging people after singing at the inauguration? I mean seriously, setting aside the fact that if JLo or Gaga had done that we’d be talking about it—THERE’S STILL A PANDEMIC ON.

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

@JoelleMonique https://t.co/4lYCyV8EsM is legit

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

To the tune of Aladdin’s “One Jump Ahead”:
Gotta be one step ahead on my work stuff,
One eye on news that unfolds.
I fear only what I can’t control... and that’s everything!

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

@LaurieLuckritz @DustinGrowick I did not want this, but also can’t stop watching it.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

This

[Matthew Green @matthew_d_green]

FBI: We need encryption backdoors to fight terrorism.

Actual terrorists: *post selfies to Reddit.*

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

.@SpeakerPelosi Isn’t it about time we stopped waiting for others to do the right thing? The Cabinet would rather play both sides and jump ship than invoke the 25th. Be proactive. Don’t wait. Impeach him NOW.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Parler post from MAGA wingnut threatens armed attack in DC on January 19

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

.@DCPoliceDept I got this for you.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

.@tedcruz should resign from the United States Senate immediately.

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

I hate that I will always remember where I was when the United States government let terrorists hold the election process hostage.

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

[Lex Friedman is @[email protected] @lexfri]

That seems bad.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

I feel like I could legit sleep for 8 days straight.

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

Husband: *reads tweet* “where will the Trump library be? Wrong answers only.”
Also husband:*throws phone down* “we’re still not even sure he can read!!!!”

[Emily Smiley @emryboard]

Me: Watches the news for four straight days with absolutely no results.
Husband: Doesn’t look at news at all this week, but happens to check this morning while I’m making breakfast: “Hey, they called it for Biden.”